Let me begin by saying that I read all of the Twilight books and really enjoyed them. I will further add that the movies were pretty horrible, with the exception of the first one which was cool simply because it came first. Oh also, I can't stand K Stew and R Patz and Team Jacob and all that crap. However, back to the books themselves. Many people (rightly) claim that the books are horribly written teen novels, so how the hell did they become so popular? The people who ask this question have clearly never been a 15 year-old girl with a crush. Never, ever underestimate the power of teenage hormones. I mean, can't you remember them? Can't you remember the rush? I WISH that I could feel a crush as deep as I felt when I was that age. And now, I will tell you the story of one such crush about a certain young man, B. This is an actual diary entry written about B. I'll set the scene: I'm lying on my bunk at summer camp, looking out t...