There are two types of people in this world - those of us who have been to sleepaway camp, and those of you who haven't. People who go to sleepaway camp get it and people who don't are completely baffled and often annoyed when the subject is brought up in mixed company. I remember a car ride with my brother where we listened to an hour long NPR story about summer camp. He and I sat in the front seat, enthralled, while his wife and my friend sat in the back seat, slightly irked at being forced to listen. I am not going to spend my time attempting to make you people understand why Camp is so wonderful. If you never went, you will never, ever understand. Ever. If you try to describe to an outsider why it was fun to sleep in a cabin for a month and live out of a foot locker and play sports, they will think it sounds quaint and fun. But they will not understand that the experience of summer camp is much grander than simply fun and games. To...